...attention passengers aboard the SS Haruhi II.

[normalskeptic]

Not that it matters now that we're on an island, but... I got a letter from the Host Club. As in, the group of people that formed this ship for their pirate crew that they kind of gave to me for no reason. As it turns out... running a ship like this seems to cost a lot of money

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[doubleppk]

Heh. Go figure.

[normalskeptic]

Thanks for that.

[doubleppk]

Well if worse comes to you could join another crew but that might be difficult if Haruhi insists on being captain.

[normalskeptic]

I think the plan right now is to get a new ship.

[kerorodearimasu]

Gero...It was nice to hear from the Host Club. Still...WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO, KYON-DONO?!

[normalskeptic]

Calm down, first things first.

[kerorodearimasu]

Gero. If I had my Kero Ball, I could create a ship for us. Unfortunately, it's back on Pekopon Earth with Fuyuki-dono.

[normalskeptic]

"Kero Ball"?

[gimmeuraliens]

What!? But...

[gimmeuraliens]

Oh fine, I guess we can get a new ship if we have to.

[normalskeptic]

Were you not listening?!

I really wish it was that easy.

[gimmeuraliens]

I'm sure someone on this island has a ship they'd be willing to part with!

Besides, if we can't afford it, there's always blackmail like we did for our computer back home...

[sweetzombiedean]

You're at least banging that chick, right man?

[normalskeptic]

...Haruhi?!

[sweetzombiedean]

So you're like...her bitch without benefits, huh? That's great, man. Classic.

[normalskeptic]

...who are you? And that's not exactly it, I'm not interested in having sex with her.

[chameleongun]

And how is my offer sounding now?

[normalskeptic]

Better by the second, although I'm still going to have to pass on it.

[chameleongun]

Well, I obviously can't force you. But it would solve quite a few of your current problems.