Putting the Christ back in Christmas. Now I've heard of some crazy shit before. My last brush with Christmas involved me staking a happy Mister and Misses Betty Homemaker with their overly decorated Christmas tree in the heart. Who knew pagan gods still liked to shimmy down with all this crap celebrating the birth of Christ. I'll believe in an ( Read more... )

Take it from me, you don't want to go meddling with a "kiddie" holiday. Have your tricks. Have your treats. Don't do anything stupid or satanic for that matter. Keep it G with the pranks.

Good night and good luck.

F*** everyone. I don't want to hear about your problems. I don't really care. Just leave me alone.

Sammy, you better be taking care of my baby.

[[ooc: he's testy without his car.]]

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This is a helluva nice change from something out of a bad Dan Brown novel. Always wanted to try a piña colada and getting caught in the rain. Sorry, Sammy, but I think I deserve a vacation.

If anyone needs me, I'll be working on my farmer's tan.

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