ugh.

[normalskeptic]

So, despite two straight hours of cursing, threats, debating, and coercing, Haruhi wound up one way or another, painting me green and forcing me to stand outside of our new ship which has for whatever reason, been outfitted with exactly what she wanted screaming out to the ocean. Before you ask, no, I haven't lost my mind yet. At the least, I was

Comments

[ultraleader]

It's your fault. You just didn't put enough energy into it!

[normalskeptic]

It was cold outside!

[ultraleader]

You were barely screaming out!! Of course no one came by, how can anybody hear you if you're mumbling!

[normalskeptic]

It sounded ridiculous when I tried to scream it out! Rework your script!

[jabinplz]

Hee hee.

[normalskeptic]

It's not funny.

[jabinplz]

To you, maybe. You let her do such ridiculous things to you?

[normalskeptic]

I didn't let her do it!

[lu_dao_gu_niang]

She painted you green?

[normalskeptic]

As a mean to advertise.

[lu_dao_gu_niang]

A lot of people seem to be getting into sticky situations these days...

[normalskeptic]

I guess that Haruhi's influence is spreading to other ships as well.

[chameleongun]

What exactly are you advertising for?

[normalskeptic]

Haruhi wants to add onto our five person crew.

[chameleongun]

Wouldn't that be easier to do in a more populated place? An actual inhabited island, perhaps?

[normalskeptic]

That would probably be too easy for her.

[honorifics]

I hope someone took pictures.

[normalskeptic]

No one did, and no one will.

[honorifics]

Such a shame. It would make a good story to tell.

[normalskeptic]

I won't want to remember this after I'm done!