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[norolinde]

Hello, my name is Norolinde and I will now be leaping to my death from a very high window.

Okay? And I don't want my form getting turned away because I'm pregnant or any crap like that. Right. ::climbs into a very high window and tries to get up the courage to leap::

Comments

[forsaken_one]

So you don't want to know how much I'm making from the merchandising?

[norolinde]

OMG I want you to go awaaaaaaaaaaaay. Forever. >.

[forsaken_one]

ehehhehehehe

You know. If Damien ever grows up, he'll end up *just*like*me*.

AHAHAHAHAHA

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[norolinde]

Unless you're going to speed up my pregnancy so these babies don't have to go to Mandos, GET OUT!

[inkysweet]

Okay Norolinde - representing the greek chorus I'm...er we're here to help. Have already given Quorin a broach of yours to play with... so just take a deep breath... relax...

*pushes Norolinde out the window in a very loving, reassuring and helpful manner* Always willing to help with the trageties yo.

No off to mourn in the epilogue...

[tarannon]

I NEED to be able to smite you.

[fatherofall]

*reachs out and plucks Norolinde out of the air and puts her back in her room*

Remember, kiddiewink, incest makes Baby Eru spit-up. *pats Noro on the head and pops back to his tv*

[inkysweet]

What? She was holding up the line! There are other people who need to jump from this window you know. *passes a card*

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