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[norolinde]

. . . There now seem to be more pregnant women in Gondor than men that are able to fight.

THEY SHOULD JUST MAKE US FIGHT THE DAMN WAR.

. . . oooooh, can we can we can we?

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[rabidfangirl]

*blood-curdling Xena Warrior Princess yodle*

Ai yay yay yay yay eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

*strikes a pose on the battlements while dramatic theme music plays*

[norolinde]

Oh, you are SO the one that'll scare them away. I mean that in the bestest way possible. ::makes you a GestatingGeneral::

[rabidfangirl]

Alternatively, they might storm the walls in a mad rush to have a piece of me. *jiggles*

[norolinde]

::raises an eyebrow:: Or that.

Should we find like, the man in charge and offer our services or just fight without their knowledge?

[helmsdaughter]

Er, not me. Not much for killing, or wars, or fighting of any kind really. Besides, I've been through one already and it didn't end well. Erkenbrand's a reasonable man. I'm sure he won't do anything rash. *nods*

[norolinde]

o.O All right. Go get in a closet, then. If anyone has to survive this thing, might as well be you.

[mithrellas]

You fight in a war? While your pregnant? You think I'll let you? As a friend, I implore you not to... .:burns herself with the tea:.