Right.

[norringtonsez]

As part of my weird enslavement ... that is what I am calling this odd kidnapping by my 'secretary' of all people, I have been given access to apparently state my opinion on just about whatever I want

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[ex_theradarm383]

*Blinks*

My dear Commodore, you don't realize how difficult times can be when the rum is gone!

[norringtonsez]

My dear madam ... surely you can find a better solution to life's more difficult situations than looking at the bottom of a bottle of vile syrup?

Re: Dear Commodore;

[norringtonsez]

Whisky (or whisk-ey) is a drink of much higher distinction. While it might dull the senses, it does so in a way where the mind is wafted up. One can drink whisky and at the very LEAST remember how to put on one's boots.

Beyond that, it is a drink that should be savored, tasted off the tongue like any fine wine.

Unlike rum, which apparently can only be drunk in larger quantities.

[norringtonsez]

...Where does one get this 'Coke', by the by? I find myself curious to see what this liquid is.

My 'secretary' seems to prefer something called 'Pepsi'. Whatever that is.