Round 4

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[Gen] Nick Fury is Jormungandr

[cradle_song]

...yes, this is utter crack. I have no little shame. Here is the thought process:

Samuel L Jackson = Snakes on a (Motherfucking) Plane

Samuel L Jackson = Nick Fury

SLJ + SoaP + Fury = Fury's true form is a snake and that snake is the World Serpant. Also known as Jormungandr. Also known as Loki's darling kid.

Go with that where you will, lovely anons. Because I have no idea what my brain is doing.

This post brought to you by too much Excedrin.

Re: [Gen] Nick Fury is Jormungandr

[sacred_karcram]

This...is...fabulous.

+1000000000

Re: [Gen] Nick Fury is Jormungandr

[kitty_kitty_bun]

OH GOD YES

Re: [Gen] Nick Fury is Jormungandr

[cradle_song]

As Nick massaged his temples after the umpteenth showdown between his father and the superheroes that were technically under his command, he was starting to wonder if it wasn't maybe a better idea to just kidnap his father, force him into therapy, and keep him away from anything asgard for a century or five. Really, he understood that it wasn't easy growing up with the alien royalty version of a bunch of braindead hicks whose idea of child-rearing was more along the lines of abusive neglect and lessons of how to hold sharp and heavy things, and whose sense of style was migraine inducing where it wasn't medieval, and that the property damage might be cathartic, but still, wasting that much effort on what basically amounted to a hissy-fit?

Re: [Gen] Nick Fury is Jormungandr

[kitty_kitty_bun]

LOL! HISSY FIT! BAHAHAHA IT'S FUNNY! BECAUSE HE IS A SNAKE! AND SNAKES HISS! OH! IT'S FUNNY!

^that wasn't even sarcasm right there

Re: [Gen] Nick Fury is Jormungandr

[sacred_karcram]

Nick must've inherited the normal genes in the family, which is saying something.

"alien royalty version of a bunch of braindead hicks whose idea of child-rearing was more along the lines of abusive neglect and lessons of how to hold sharp and heavy things" <- best description of Loki's upbringing ever.

Re: [Gen] Nick Fury is Jormungandr

[cradle_song]

For plotsake, I pretend the whole "Cast down to encircle Midgard while assumed to be underwater" was partially magically bound to Jormungandr. Resulting, of course, in "No man of woman born" rulefrakkery, because Fury is no idiot and magic bonds exist to be thought a way around

Re: [Gen] Nick Fury is Jormungandr

[cradle_song]

Fenrir agreed to help gather enough information to be able to pass for midgardians and to find out how to gain enough power or be part of something with enough presence or power to fulfill the rather vaguely worded curse upon Jormungandr

Re: [Gen] Nick Fury is Jormungandr

[korilian]

Hahaha. I'm now imagining Fenris ending up on animal cops. This was really cute. I love the monsters being clever.

Re: [Gen] Nick Fury is Jormungandr

[cradle_song]

Holy crap I LOVE this. Conniving!bending-the-rules!Jormungandr! I adore that you get him and Fenrir (Coulson! TEENAGE COULSON) out of their punishments, fucking seriously Odin, you are a complete asshole.

I LOVE THIS AND I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD.

Re: [Gen] Nick Fury is Jormungandr

[cradle_song]

Aaaaahhh! <3 This is is so awesome I love it!
I love the idea of Fury and Coulson being the big monsters in disguise and running things from behind the scenes. I love this prompt.

Re: [Gen] Nick Fury is Jormungandr

[cradle_song]

Nawww, I love how Fury's so patient exasperated and overprotective of his mildly-psychotic dad. Glee! :D

whats really under the eyepatch

[cradle_song]

art fill with bonus Fenrir!Coulson because those two would totally be in cahoots with each other. Plus if anyone is the wolf in the sheepskin it's the Son of Coul lol

http://tinypic.com/r/2enndw2/7

Re: whats really under the eyepatch

[sacred_karcram]

OMG Fury's eye scares me.

Love this fill, esp with the addition of Fenrir!Coulson. <3

Re: whats really under the eyepatch

[madwriter223]

Didn't we have a fill sometime ago about Coulson being Loki's kid? This needs to be written. XDD
Love the pic. [hugz]

Re: whats really under the eyepatch

[korilian]

I love Coulson being Fenris too!