Round 4

[norse_kink]

Round 4 is now closed.

Welcome to norsekink .

Keep up the awesome, folks.

Attention: Spoiler policy is now in place. For more information, go here.

NOTE: We've noticed that some of the prompts being posted have Thor characters only making cameos or not featured at all. We realize that Thor is closely involved in the Avengers, but we're requesting that any

Comments

Re: Loki/Darcy, Kinkmeme made them do it

[lunik_the_bard]

It was totally inevitable when it happened. There are already three different novels and a comic book series about the wartime adventures of Captain America, and Thor is literally straight out of a storybook. Half the things the tabloids write about Tony Stark, they should have just marketed as shameless fiction in the first place. And, really. Superheroes.Face it: it’s a miracle that it’s taken the internet this long to come up with the Avengers RPS sites

Re: Fill: The subject line is the title of the fic (7/?)

[lunik_the_bard]

OMG, you! You are the reason I so very nearly bought a waffle iron last week! I don't like waffles, and I do not feel any sexual attraction for kitchen appliances, but I almost bought it anyway! How do you do that?

I think I love you, look what you've done to us, oh my god XD

Re: Fill: The subject line is the title of the fic (7/?)

[lunik_the_bard]

I think this might be one of my favorite fills. XD <3 Amazing job, looking forward to seeing what happens next!

Fill: The subject line is the title of the fic (8a/?)

[lunik_the_bard]

Long delay, sorry! My brain had a scheduling conflict with this and, like, five other prompts...The thing is, despite being a member of the kind of organisation that calls itself SHIELD in big capital letters and claims to be the defenders of Earth, Darcy isn't used to life-and-death situations. She has a desk and a printer, and her job is mostly about kicking scientists into gear. It's admin stuff. She's practically a secretary (though anyone who tries to call her a secretary gets decaf for a week. This kind of revenge doesn't make Darcy feel any less like a secretary, but hey. Clint still ends up falling asleep in the middle of a stakeout, so it's all good

Re: Fill: The subject line is the title of the fic (8b/?)

[lunik_the_bard]

The two of them, human and terrifying troll creature look at Loki incredulously, and he holds up a finger, wagging it once like a schoolteacher to an errant child. "Nnno," he says with a soft frown.

Darcy has the surreal experience of watching a pile of tangentially connected chunks of rock shoot her what is obviously a guilty look, then it lopes towards Loki radiating what did I do wrong, master, I'm sorry master. She stares. Loki snaps his fingers at the troll and directs it firmly towards Captain America.

"That one," he says sternly. "Not the little ones, thank you."

In all the shouting and punching and falling stones, Darcy escapes to relative safety. She even manages to keep her hyperventilation to a minimum.

When she gets home she sends a message to Loki, uh, what in the calmest phrasing she can manage.

The reply comes back, Well, I had to do something to make up for blowing up your coffee place (and setting fire to your shirt). Now you will not die from pulverization! You're welcome.Darcy picks it up immediately, waiting

Re: Fill: The subject line is the title of the fic (8b/?)

[heidi8]

And now I am dissolving into giggles by my computer. Wheee!

Fill: The subject line is the title of the fic (9/?)

[lunik_the_bard]

So, Loki steals a building. Darcy assumes he has his reasons, but she was keeping stuff in that building. She had a locker in there, and a computer assigned to her, and there was still a sandwich in the fridge that she was totally going to eat. It had only been there two days.

But she doesn't bother emailing Loki about the sandwich. He'd only eat it, then send her a beautifully worded and evil review of her sandwich making skills. Besides, it was the loss of her locker that annoyed her most. It cost me money, she sends, and it took me forever to pick that one out. Seriously, dude, just give it back and I won't have to prompt Loki/waffle iron again!

Loki has his laughing icon back. Why do you even want it? Lewis, I have literally never seen you wear a dress.

I could wear dresses if I wanted to. Darcy hopes this doesn't sound as sulky in the email as it did in her head. This one's for Tony Stark's stupid formal whatever at the end of the month. Come on, just look! It's in locker room B, number eighteen. I'd offer you my key if I

Re: Fill: The subject line is the title of the fic (9/?)

[cattibrie393]

Good minion, take my pictures for me now. :)

Fill: The subject line is the title of the fic (10/?)

[lunik_the_bard]

Then it happens. Darcy is reading the prompt post, snickering at the latest pregnant!Loki fills, when she sees a comment from Anonymous. A Darcy/Loki prompt.

As soon as she reads the names on the subject like she's aware of just how doomed she is. Loki's going to fill this shit, and laugh at her for the rest of her life. Unless she fills it first? No, he'd still laugh at her, and then she would die of embarrassment.

Loki/Darcy, she reads, Kinkmeme made them do it.

Wait, what? She opens the thread in a new tab to read the whole thing. The prompt is asking for a Darcy who is active on the kink meme (Darcy has a guilty shiver -- it was all cool before, but is she really allowed to still be doing this when she's canon? Except, yes, she totally is, and wouldn't care if she wasn't.) -- then one day she meets up with Loki who is totally into the meme as well. Then epic WTF and hot metatextual sex ensues.

There are a couple of replies, the kind you expect when someone prompts crack - anonymous, seconded like burning, another anonymous

Re: Fill: The subject line is the title of the fic (10/?)

[oneiriad]

Oh dear, now that is awkward :-) (and I can't seem to stop grinning right now)

Re: Fill: The subject line is the title of the fic (10/?)

[sacred_karcram]

Bahahaha. This just gets more an more uncomfortable to read, but it is a pleasant sort of uncomfortable.

ALSO

[sacred_karcram]

IS THAT ME IN THE FIC? IT IS ISN'T IT?

I'm not sure if I should feel flattered or scared.

Re: ALSO

[lunik_the_bard]

IT'S TOTALLY YOU!

Don't worry - Darcy is terrible at non-coffee-based revenge. She usually forgets why she's angry.

Re: Fill: The subject line is the title of the fic (10/?)

[jenna_marianne]

SHIT JUST GOT REAL!

Loving this story. So happy you're posting more. :D

Re: Fill: The subject line is the title of the fic (10/?)

[lunik_the_bard]

SHIT GOT WAY META XD

I actually have at least one more level of meta planned for this, if I can squeeze it in there...

Re: Fill: The subject line is the title of the fic (10/?)

[jenna_marianne]

MORE META, I CAN HAS IT?

Awesome! Can't wait.