Round 5

[norse_kink]

Round 5 is now closed.

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Second Fill: Thoroughbred of Sin (1/5)

[lunik_the_bard]

Because I have no self control, and also apparently have no say in what I write - here, have some psychological depth to go with your crack!

Tony wasn't quite sure what took him past Coulson's office at just that moment in time. He was looking for the Cap, to do some quality Consulting. (The excuse he'd found this time was Don't you think you're being a bit hard on the Norse god? which was a perfect excuse because Tony knew he'd get the same answer as the last three times -- Orders from above. He's got to be acclimatised to Midgardian customs. Poor Thor the Thunder God was on his fourth hour of etiquette lessons today, but Tony was okay with that when it meant he got to watch Captain America punch things in the on-site gym

Second Fill: Seriously, why did I write this? (2/5)

[lunik_the_bard]

Jane was having a problem. Of course, all her hard work these past months, years, had been for the sake of scientific advancement. Jane was a professional, and a scientist, and she wasn't the kind who would elevate humankind's understanding of the universe for a boy.

But the boy was part of it. Which was why Jane was... not angry, but at least a little disgruntled that SHIELD had locked her boyfriend away in a facility to be vetted and retrained as a superhero. "It's from way up top." She said, in a voice that definitely wasn't whining. "Apparently, Director Fury himself is insisting that he needs to be properly schooled

Second Fill: What's the matter with me D: (3/5)

[lunik_the_bard]

"One moment please," came the voice, hard as nails through the door, and Steve retreated two steps. Director Fury was clearly busy, and from the sound of his voice, Steve did not want to disturb him. He fell into parade rest to wait outside the door.

"...not sure you understand how serious this could get," said a voice from inside the Director's office. It sounded to Steve like the Avengers' administrative liaison, Agent Coulson.

It was a source of great embarrassment to Steve, that when the super soldier serum had enhanced all his senses, including his hearing, it had made it almost impossible for him not to eavesdrop in a situation like this. He could always try to forget the things he had heard, but his memory had been too good for that even before the serum. And he wasn't great at distracting himself inside his own head. So, short of stuffing his fingers into his ears, there wasn't much he could do. Except to keep any secrets he learned, and never tell anyone he knew.

"He's at home right now, working on his costume," continued

Re: Second Fill: What's the matter with me D: (3/5)

[sleevelessglove]

AAAWWWWW Simons soooo cute :D!!! I love that Steve doesn't doubt Coulson could kill Tony with 5 min and a can opener LOL!!!

Re: Second Fill: What's the matter with me D: (3/5)

[lunik_the_bard]

Let's face it, Coulson wouldn't even need the full five minutes. He just has a bad habit of playing with his food X)

Re: Second Fill: What's the matter with me D: (3/5)

[iceshade]

YOU'RE THE BEST~

Re: Second Fill: What's the matter with me D: (3/5)

[lunik_the_bard]

Flatterer <3

Re: Second Fill: What's the matter with me D: (3/5)

[tonnocal]

OMG! AWESOME!!!!!!!

So totally want to see Avenger v. Loki, sudden children appearance fail!field. Especially if Sleipner becomes a horse-themed mask wearer...

Re: Second Fill: What's the matter with me D: (3/5)

[lunik_the_bard]

Aah, Loki's kids are far too savvy for that. If they get their way, Loki won't ever notice that the Avengers are a thing! (How long can they keep that

Re: Second Fill: What's the matter with me D: (3/5)

[korilian]

Hahaha! Simon! That's gonna be tricky socializing him to interact with humans, since he wasn't even socialized to interact with Aesir!

Re: Second Fill: What's the matter with me D: (3/5)

[lunik_the_bard]

... oh GODS.

"...When I rule this planet with an iron hoof."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Brilliant. Absolutely BRILLIANT!!! And Coulson!!

*can't wait for more ^_^*.

So, at least one of Loki's kids got the World Domination gene, then :P...

Re: Second Fill: What's the matter with me D: (3/5)

[lunik_the_bard]

All of them got the World Domination gene. Most of them also got the 'Self preservation' gene, though ;)

Re: Second Fill: What's the matter with me D: (3/5)

[lunik_the_bard]

Sleipnir was a lonely child :( And all these mortals are a bit too weird - why does he have to do what they say again?

Re: Second Fill: What's the matter with me D: (3/5)

[sacred_karcram]

Lunik, that is wrong with you? Expanding and giving psychological depth to crack? I QUESTION YOUR LIFE CHOICES!

But at the same time, I applaud them as well because it gave birth to Octohorse being exposed to Dr. Horrible.

Re: Second Fill: What's the matter with me D: (3/5)

[sezso]

Oh my god Octohorse. THAT IS A FABULOUS SUPERVILLIAN NAME FOR HIM.

Re: Second Fill: What's the matter with me D: (3/5)

[lunik_the_bard]

I question my life choices just as hard! D:

Still, if I'm going to go crazy, this is one of the funner ways to do it ;D