Round 5

[norse_kink]

Round 5 is now closed.

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Fill: Riding sky and sea (1/6)

[lunik_the_bard]

(Fan-canon, I feed you! ...Meant to be canon-compliant with previous Furmungand-Coulrir fills. Hope it works!)

They are in the middle of the desert. Hel insisted that it wasn't necessary, but Jormungand said that coming to the Bifrost site would let Heimdall see them coming. He wanted Heimdall to see them coming.

Hel is on her knees, drawing runes in the dust and complaining about the state of her jeans, which were totally new last week.

"Are you sure this will work?" asks Fenrir mildly. He's sitting on a fold-out camp chair, and pretending not to be smug that he's the only one who thought to bring one. Jormungand is standing behind him at parade res, looking awesome with his long coat and eye patch, and not shifting on the balls of his feet. Fenrir is holding a ream of printed equations taken from the desk of Jane Foster. "It was designed by mortals."

"Yeah, and I'm not really into all this 'science' stuff," Hel had her tongue between her teeth as she surveyed her runework. "Seriously, uncle Thor was all, science is just the

Fill: Riding sky and sea (2/6)

[lunik_the_bard]

"Finished?" Jormungand asks, and Hel sits back on her heels

Fill: Riding sky and sea (3/6)

[lunik_the_bard]

"Ohmigod, Jor!" Darcy squealed in joy as Coulson lead her through the hallway. Fury turned where he stood to be assaulted by a flying teenage girl. A faceless SHIELD agent wandering past gave them an odd look, but at a glare from Director Fury he put his head down and walked on.

Darcy flung her arms around her brother's neck and wrapped her legs around him for balance. "You're here! Look at you, you're all... human shaped!"

Coulson, behind her, shook his head despairingly and ushered them into an empty conference room, Darcy still hanging round Fury's neck. Fury deposited her in a chair. "Hel." He was obviously trying to sound disapproving, but he couldn't quite suppress the smile at seeing his sister again. "We still have to work here. A little discretion?"

"Sorry." Darcy didn't look sorry at all. "It's just! You guys are secret agents!"

"I'm not a secret agent, Hel. That wouldn't be enough -- I own all the secret agents

Fill: Riding sky and sea (4/6)

[lunik_the_bard]

They need to move quickly. Jormungand made sure that Heimdall couldn't see them from the moment their feet left earth, but that doesn't mean he didn't know they were on their way. But the three of them are Loki's brood, and they did inherit a few things from their mother. They know how to behave when they can feel unwelcome eyes on them

Fill: Riding sky and sea (5/6)

[lunik_the_bard]

Sleipnir is dozing on his feet in his stall. He has been left for days, weeks since the Allfather had need of him, and his only company has been the other horses and their drinking trough. It's lonely, but there is little point to wishing for anything else. The honour of being proclaimed king of horses would be enough for any other beast in this stable, and if there is something in Sleipnir that bridles at the word beast even in his own head, well... That's best left in his own head.

Besides, today has been a better day than most. Less lonely.

He looks up as a jumble of sound and activity approaches his stall. "Oh, oh! There you are! Hey, little bro-dude!" Hel comes barrelling into the stall without hesitation and Sleipnir backs up, alarmed. She gasps. "Oh, look at you! What are you wearing, a bridle? Jor, they've got him in a bridle! not cool

Fill: Riding sky and sea (6/6)

[lunik_the_bard]

Sleipnir is skittish on the branches of the world tree, though now he's decided he's escaping to Midgard he's obviously trying not to show it. He places his feet very carefully as though he thinks that the void underneath him might break like glass and let them all fall into the stars. Hel's steady hand on his flank seems to help, though her steady monologue might be going a bit far. She hasn't stopped talking since they hit Yggdrasil, and Fenrir murmurs to Jormungand that she's found a new favourite brother in the one who can't interrupt her.

Quietly, so Hel doesn't hear.

"--and when we get to Midgard we can get you a mortal form, set you up an identity. Can we set him up an identity? I think we can set one up -- we're secret agents!"

"We're secret agents." Fenrir corrects.

"Fenrir's a secret agent." Says Jormungand. "I own the secret agents

Re: Fill: Riding sky and sea (6/6)

[silverlynxcat]

Very interesting! First fill I've read where Loki's kids are canon characters.

Although wouldn't Sleipnir be the oldest brother? Or am I wrong in thinking he was the one born first in Mythology?

Re: Fill: Riding sky and sea (6/6)

[lunik_the_bard]

Yeah, he totally was, and I knew that. I just decided to ignore it for a bit - It's all a bit nicer if they're saving their baby brother!

Also! Here. A gift for you! The above fic is actually an unlicensed sequel to this fic, written by Anonymous. Yep. This is fanon, and I love it.

Also relevant

Re: Fill: Riding sky and sea (6/6)

[owleyes_arisen]

OP Here.

LOVE for your story. This is now my personal head!canon! Is there anything I can bribe you with to write more in this series? More stories about how the Lokisons (AND Lokidotter!) utterly pwn the forces of Asgard?

Re: Fill: Riding sky and sea (6/6)

[lunik_the_bard]

Bribe me with a few more hours in the day, and I'd consider it, haha! Actually, I was kind of hoping someone else would write the next one, and the fanon would GROW! (Muhahaha)

I deliberately left it up in the air who Sleipnir's human form was going to be - I couldn't think of anyone awesome enough. I don't have much of a nuanced understanding of the marvel universe. Though, after Silverlynxcat commented I realised that older!Sleipnir could have been Doctor Strange or Xavier or something cool like that...

I will just wait for the next "Fury is Jormungand" prompt, and stalk it XD

Re: Fill: Riding sky and sea (6/6)

[owleyes_arisen]

Personally, I think that Slepnir should best be left as an OC. Either that, or Pepper...

You do know you're inspiring me to write more prompts - hm. How about one along the lines of -

4 things Loki's children did (and one they didn't) when they were reunited with their parent.

1. Fenrir: introduced his boyfriend to his father.
2. Jormungandr: Tricked Loki into therapy.
3. Hel: Hugged him. A lot.
4. Slepnir: Watched Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog together. (He likes to sing along to the 'Bad Horse' theme.)
And -
5. Cast Ensemble: refused to let the Asgard torture their family anymore.

Re: Fill: Riding sky and sea (6/6)

[lunik_the_bard]

Bahahahaha! Sleipnir makes everyone start calling him the thoroughbred of sin, and Jormungand has to talk him out of becoming a supervillain! Omg, brain, I am busyyy! I can't write this!

And after Loki finishes his course of therapy, everyone hangs out on earth and no one is evil... And the Aesir kind of peek in through the windows every few weeks, but the brood are all "GTFO! We hate the idea of Ragnarok as much as you do, so just leave us alone!"

Re: Fill: Riding sky and sea (6/6)

[lunik_the_bard]

...Aaand, then sequel happened. This is your fault, Owleyes, I hope you know this!

Re: Fill: Riding sky and sea (6/6)

[owleyes_arisen]

I regret NOTHING!! *cheers, reads*

Re: Fill: Riding sky and sea (6/6)

[iceshade]

SLEIPNIR IS BAD HORSE. EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL AND NOTHING HURTS

Re: Fill: Riding sky and sea (6/6)

[lunik_the_bard]

... there was a pretty interesting idea floating around that Sleipnir was Bad Horse (Doctor Horrible) :P.