I could survive for 54 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

*hic*

Thanks to Nikkyboy's post, I've just found the Mary Whitehouse Experience videos on YouTube.

I'm not coming out this weekend any more. Anyone want 2 tickets to wendyhouse? ;)

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From my little cousin:

'Dear Vicky & James,
Thank you for the tin of sweets. I was nearly sick on the way home after eating the lot. See you in August,
Love Alistair.'

Excellent. If you are going to send thank you notes, may they all read like this.
Tell it how it is folks.

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We are home now after another marathon Xmas. Just got back from 3-and-a-bit days in Sheffield and a couple of massive family eat-and-drink-a-thons. Yesterday we had 14 people at my parent's for tea. On Boxing day it was 10. In between we visited James' dad, watched crap telly and spent a lot of time being kitchen elves helping my mum feed the ( Read more... )

*argh* Xmas *argh* lists *argh* too much to do, too little time *argh* relatives *argh*
*hides under bed*

last night I had a dream that myself and everyone I ever went to school with were getting our heads chopped off to be used as fuel in a future where there is no oil ( Read more... )