Me: Is it raining?
Them: I don't know.
Me: It sounds like it's raining outside. I'll check weather.com.
Funny thing is, I'm a foot away from the window.
For the record, it is.

Goodnight Livejournal!

So tonight I go down to Costco to return this shirt I got, which was apparently too large. It was a nice shirt, blue with like little palm fronds that you could barely see ( Read more... )

1. Trent Reznor
2. Jon Stewart

My submission is the first one on http://www.boingboing.net right now.

http://www.boingboing.net/2005/01/29/quicken_disables_the.html

Update: Also picked up by Jason Kottke and Chris Null, both of ( Read more... )

if I had a catchphrase, it would be "what the fuck is that supposed to mean?"

Patron: Where are your audio books?
Me: The books on cd are right over here, and the books on tape are right there.
Patron: Do you have any heart?
Me: ... excuse me?
Patron: Carolyn Hart?

Patron: Do you have bony legs?
Employee: ... are you talking about a book?

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OMG it's the new star wars kid!

Suzy and I both have special bowling pants. Not to mention shoes.

Today I got a really good performance evaluation at work. I'd tell you more about it, but it's confidential. Seriously ( Read more... )