This Space for Rent

[nos4a2no9]

I'm taking a bit of a break tonight from your regularly scheduled programming (which will include a story about how I had to call security on a student on Friday and suspend his homophobic ass) to bring you this Christmas message from my boyfriend scarfe.

scarfe, as some of you know, has been dabbling in slash - he's planned out a very elaborate due South/

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[primroseburrows]

And he's lost a leg to the diabetes.

Not just any diabetes, but THE diabetes. All this, and famous diseases too! Does he go blind, too? THE diabetes can do that. Not to mention the cardiac issues...

[scarfe]

I'm just the idea person. I leave the details to the more talented.

[nos4a2no9]

THE diabetes and THE cardiac issues are a major concern. Maybe blindness will follow in the sequel!

[ignazwisdom]

(which will include a story about how I had to call security on a student on Friday and suspend his homophobic ass)

D: D: D:

Okay, so I'm sure we've talked about a fat!Fraser story, and it's one I've actually read, albeit probably about five years ago. If they could make it work back then, then by golly, scarfe can make it work now.

And he's lost a leg to the diabetes.

Well, bully for you then, Nos!

Elves have diligent little fingers that could get up to all sorts of mischief on the wooden train assembly line (thumpetty thump thump, thumpetty thump thump).

This is the part where I laughed so hard I might have peed a little. ANYWAY, the only thing I don't agree with/believe in here is the "chunk of coal" analogy; this is already very much a "steaming jewel," and I only fear that attempts to expand it beyond scarfe's already well-developed storyline will rob it of its true brilliance. (And it's illustrated! With Pennywise and old Orson Welles!)

[nos4a2no9]

I made the mistake of telling scarfe about the Fat!Fraser story and he became enamoured of the concept. And I'll thank you for your support of his crack-addled ideas, although I think it's best not to encourage him. Or post any more pictures of Orsen Welles.

[malnpudl]

I...

That...

He...

I think I'm sorry I read that.

*hides*

[nos4a2no9]

Yeah, sorry about that. *hides with you*

[lamentables]

But surely it's you, not Fraser, who resides in the Cabin of Angst. Which is clearly located right next door to the Cabin of Crack.

...their taxes don't differ and their water's the same...

[nos4a2no9]

I was SO amused by the Cabin of Angst! (And yep, it's in the same tax zone as the Cabin of Crack). *G*

[isiscolo]

Obviously destined to become a fandom classic!

...er, I'm not sure in which fandom, exactly.

[nos4a2no9]

Probably not this fandom, that's for sure. *winces*