This Space for Rent

[nos4a2no9]

I'm taking a bit of a break tonight from your regularly scheduled programming (which will include a story about how I had to call security on a student on Friday and suspend his homophobic ass) to bring you this Christmas message from my boyfriend scarfe.

scarfe, as some of you know, has been dabbling in slash - he's planned out a very elaborate due South/

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[nos4a2no9]

You TOTALLY would! And it would be brilliant! Maybe for next year...

[catwalksalone]

That is a steaming jewel of epic proportions!

I love how you share a love of amputations (lost a leg to THE diabetes - heh) and a talent for misspelling - I particularly like the rouge missiles. I wonder if they had eyeshadow on too...

Plus V/K elf!sex made me laugh hysterically and then think 'mmmmm, hot.'

I read it to TB and he now wants to go and wash his Christmas presents because he's not sure where the elves' fingers have been.

[nos4a2no9]

He insists the misspelling is deliberate, but I have my doubts. The mutual amputation fixation, however? Totally accidental. He hasn't even read "An Unfinished Universe."

And wow, you think the V/K elf!sex could be hot? I think you need to go stand in the corner now, Cat :-)

[catwalksalone]

*speaks from the corner*

But I always find Ray/Ray hot. Even elf!like they would just be like wee versions of their hot selves.

/is resolutely unashamed.

[llassah]

...

FRASER BECOMES A ONE LEGGED SANTA CLAUS

(both of you- always with the leg hacking. Do you role-play amputees or something?)

[nos4a2no9]

Llassah, I assure you, amputee role-play forms no part of our erotic lives. Our intellectual lives, however? Clearly consumed by the notion of missing limbs. I can't explain it.

And oddly, when he first showed me his idea I thought, "Maybe llassah would like to take this on. It seems right up her alley."

NOW WHO IS SHAMED?

[etcetera_cat]

*gasping for breath*

What do you feed him?

And he's lost a leg to the diabetes.

(apparently something that gives you both the insane desire to amputate limbs)

[nos4a2no9]

I neither feed nor encourage any of his odd interests! Except the due South stuff, and maybe the elvish kink.

[etcetera_cat]

Uh huh. I believe you, too.

*stocks up on prosthetic limbs and splints*

[scarfe]

It is not so much an amputation fetish I have as desire to spread a warning about the dangers of diabetes. Did you know that diabetes is the leading cause of amputation of the lower limbs?

For more information, consult your local library.

[akite]

Backs away slowly...Though, THE diabetes made me laugh. My grandmother used to get THE headache (she was weird too). ;)

[nos4a2no9]

Awww, I think we have the same grandmother! "THE headache will kill me! If THE aches don't get me first!"

[catwalksalone]

My mum used to talk about THE e-mail. What? I said. Like THE Pony Express?

She doesn't even have the excuse of being elderly.