I think my new thing(after trying it out) is gonna be saying, "If I were an existentialist..." and then insert some random comment. Like right now, if I were an existentialist, I would be havin' a smoke and checkin' out chicks. ok that was terrible. But hey fuck YOU. If I were an existentialist, I would say ,"fuck you." There. How's that? good? meh ( Read more... )

I'm awesome.

Ok so the update: Still working, still going to school. Kinda have been slacking on the school work lately, but hey its me. That was expected ( Read more... )

I wish life was a person. Cuz seriously punch them in the face. I'm so... I don't even know. I'd have to make up a word. It's like a combo of bored, frustrated, confused. And then thosse make me angry and wanna punch life in the FACE. BAM ( Read more... )

...worked and 11 hr. shift

...coined the phrase "Jinx, buy me a hooker"

...watched the first Highlander movie.

Wow, so for the past two weeks I've worked almost everyday. So much for it being a PART TIME job. But shit, somedays are really cool. Like when the new girl is training and she's fucking hot and has a more perverted mind than I. Yes you heard it here. There is someone more perverted than me. Which sucks though because you can't date co-workers. You ( Read more... )

You better check under the sea. Which is actually 'C'. Which stands for Crap. Which is what I am sick of.

Note: I am sick of crap. But am not calling 'SeaLab 2021' crap. It's really not that confusing. I'm just sick of stupid shit that fills my life.

Testicles. That is all.

FUCKING French restaurants FUCKING suck. It's all crazy and most of the food smells FUCKING gross. Plus not to mention that I almost FUCKING lost it on my FUCKING second day of work because of the amount of FUCKING insanity ( Read more... )

Rules ( Read more... )