farrah fawcett, michael jackson, and ed mcmahon all died.

i'm not a good person but i can be good. this is to say i can do what i think is best. but what happens when best doesn't cut it? and all i want to do is cut it. i mean, people fail and all, but really, since i'm failing and since what can i really lose.......should i not just flip a coin and go with the result ( Read more... )

;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;i once heard of a man that put his laundry in the cat. then the bag was let out of the cat ( Read more... )

this child on his big wheel stopped dead in his tracks, looked at me and asked his mom standing beside him, "what is that?" mom responded, "that's a man. you can say hi." i smiled and continued walking by.

kids and asian snack food blurbs can generate much poetry.

i have been saying 'gotcha' a lot, meaning i understand. i need to break this. but maybe i shouldn't until i can remember what the hell it replaced ( Read more... )

today a schoolgirl of perhaps 14-15 (? i'm terrible with age) asked for a key to a room with animals and i recognized her as the girl with the christallmightyheavy backpack. so when she said "can i give you my stuff?" i purposely said "yeah, just toss it right here" and held my hands open like i was going to catch a beach ball ( Read more... )

i find myself feeling very bad about ants crawling in my now mentioned old shower. i turn on the water and hope that they will find their way, but also knowing i am probably drowning them. i put soap into the mix hoping this will kill them more quickly rather than feel their lungs burst. where did this guilt over ants come from i wonder as i watch ( Read more... )

i had the opportunity to watch major league baseball. it's october and mr. october (reggie jackson of the 1970's yankees) is no longer the best player of october (the playoffs ( Read more... )

therefore (or three dots in a triangle), isn't it strange that you think something coming from your lips satisfies, as if the other heard exactly what you had to say. nothing was ever heard as intended. maybe a couple of things. but seriously, you speak to yourself buddy. what you say is interpreted as said. say and said. said and say. there is no ( Read more... )

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stick that in your search engine.