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Intro - Action/Video

Feb 09, 2012 07:01

[Well that had been an interesting respawn. One moment he's on fire, the next he's waking up in a warm squishy bed with a very attractive nurse hovering around and making sure he was comfortable. Spy might have acted on that, had he not succumbed to his initial panic of being maskless ( Read more... )

intro, welcome to 3_step, marshmallows

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[Action] meettheknife February 9 2012, 15:46:30 UTC

[marshmallows is a legit tag]

[He's following BLU Sniper's handy little hint about the hospital. Pretty much everyone in Paradise wants out of Paradise and the hospital that they woke up in would likely shed some light on the situation.

He's been ignoring his 3step and he isn't really trying to be subtle, he's meandering the halls acting as though he has a purpose so as not to arouse suspicion.

It's when he sees what he can only describe as himself sitting on a bench that the plot truly thickens. He creeps a little closer, out of the line of the other's vision and stands over him, looking curious.]

Are zhose marshmallows?

Re: [Action] not_onyourside February 9 2012, 16:09:25 UTC

[Startled he whirls around, the other Spy narrowly avoiding getting a knife to his gut. Staring in surprise now.]

I get my very own clone? How eenteresting. And oui zhey are. Eef you want one you have to do a trick little clone.

[So the clone is bigger than him. Shhh.]

[Action] meettheknife February 9 2012, 16:29:36 UTC

[Meep. That was close. He bristles a bit at his reaction but is quick to calm himself.]

I was 'ere first and by ze looks of it, I am taller zan you. If anyzhing, you are my little clone.

Non, I do not care for zem. [unless they are submerged in chocolate.]

Where did you come from?

Re: [Action] not_onyourside February 9 2012, 19:22:02 UTC

Badwater Basin. Eef I am your clone, why do our hats not match?

[He is ever so inconspicuous in his Dashin' Hashshashin. You're jealous, he can tell.]

[Action] meettheknife February 10 2012, 02:56:03 UTC

If I am your clone, why am I taller zan you and why are my tastes different?

[/not jelly, never jelly.]

[Action] not_onyourside February 10 2012, 03:37:10 UTC

Very well, we are not clones.

So zhen not-clone, what are you doing here? Or what am I doing here?

[Action] meettheknife February 10 2012, 04:11:50 UTC

I am 'ere to figure out why all of us are 'ere.

[Action] not_onyourside February 10 2012, 04:15:40 UTC

And what have you found?

[Action] meettheknife February 10 2012, 04:24:48 UTC

A shorter version of myzhelf eating marshmallows.

[Action] not_onyourside February 10 2012, 04:41:52 UTC

Très bon. I am very proud of you.

[Eats a few more marshmallows.]

[Action] meettheknife February 10 2012, 05:39:02 UTC

Merci.

Good luck finding zhe RED base. [He turns, that's what you get for being sarcastic.]

[Action] not_onyourside February 10 2012, 05:55:57 UTC

Fine. I do not need your help.

[sulk]

You are a terrible clone.

[Action] meettheknife February 10 2012, 06:18:44 UTC

I am not your clone! I don't even like marshmallows!

Besides, if I take you back to ze RED base Sniper will never forgive me.

[Action] not_onyourside February 10 2012, 06:32:46 UTC

And why not?

/punches LJ and everything it loves meettheknife February 10 2012, 07:19:22 UTC

Ohzer zan ze tendancy ze Snipers 'ave to 'ate Spies, 'e is particularly grumpy.

Unless, zere is ze off chance you know 'im?

not_onyourside February 10 2012, 15:09:02 UTC

I know several Snipers, you would have to be more specific.

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