Intro - Action/Video

[not_onyourside]

[Well that had been an interesting respawn. One moment he's on fire, the next he's waking up in a warm squishy bed with a very attractive nurse hovering around and making sure he was comfortable. Spy might have acted on that, had he not succumbed to his initial panic of being maskless

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[meettheknife]

[marshmallows is a legit tag]

[He's following BLU Sniper's handy little hint about the hospital. Pretty much everyone in Paradise wants out of Paradise and the hospital that they woke up in would likely shed some light on the situation.

He's been ignoring his 3step and he isn't really trying to be subtle, he's meandering the halls acting as though he has a purpose so as not to arouse suspicion.

It's when he sees what he can only describe as himself sitting on a bench that the plot truly thickens. He creeps a little closer, out of the line of the other's vision and stands over him, looking curious.]

Are zhose marshmallows?

[meettheknife]

Zey are all terribly unpleasant people. Tall, 'airy, rarely washes, grumpy, defensive...Ermm....

[/waves it off]

Forget it.

[not_onyourside]

Zhat sounds like all of zhem.

We are so likable, I am not sure what zhe problem ees.

[meettheknife]

Snipers are naturally grumpy, it is why zey spend zeir days alone, peering zhrough windows.

Yet, zey 'ave ze audacity to imply our jobs are any more spineless. [/smirk]

[not_onyourside]

Ah but zhey are so much fun to rile up. Eet ees a good way to pass zhe time.

[meettheknife]

True. But I 'ave been punched so many times I am worried I may form dimples.

[not_onyourside]

I'm sure zhey would look dashing on you.

Seeing as I have had enough of zhis hospital to last a lifetime, perhaps I should avoid zhe Snipers een zhis place. I'd hate to have to come back.

[meettheknife]

Being zat one of zhem is on crutches, I am sure you will be safe. Zere is ze matter of ze Pyro...

Such troublesome people.

[He eyes the marshmallows.]

[not_onyourside]

[Offers one to the other Spy.]

Pyros always are.

[meettheknife]

Ze one 'ere is a strange zhing. So wary of me.

Ah, merci.

[He takes it, pressing on it lightly before eating it.]

To be 'onest, I prefer zese wizh 'ot chocolate.

[not_onyourside]

Does eet zhink you are going to murder eet while eet ees sleeping?

Perhaps we should find some hot chocolate. Zhough zhis ees a hospital, I am sure whatever we would find would be horrid.

[meettheknife]

It zhinks I am going to see it's face. [Unlike Sniper he isn't going to slip up on the gender, but he'll leave a nice big hint.]

I suppose we could meander about ze city, unless you were interested in being somewhere specific?

[not_onyourside]

Hmm.. I have yet to see a Pyro wezzout eets mask. I cannot even fazzom what zhat would look like.

Non, I have no desire to be anywhere. Care to give me zhe grand tour?

[meettheknife]

I would say somezhing about ze burn scars, but I 'ave my fair share of zhem too.

I 'ave not been 'ere long myzhelf, but I will delay ze inevitable trip to ze RED base.

[not_onyourside]

As do I. Hazzard of zhe job oui? Eet adds character.

[Or so he tells himself.]

You are too kind. What else ees zhere een zhis place? Or must we make our own fun?

[meettheknife]

As zey say, ze ladies love scars.

Non, non. Not at all. You can never be too kind to a fellow Frenchman and a Spy. Oui, you are correct. It is just like any ohzer little town, but it is filled wizh mercenaries and talking animals.

Sometimes, zhings 'appen zat make ze fun for us.