Intro - Action/Video

[not_onyourside]

[Well that had been an interesting respawn. One moment he's on fire, the next he's waking up in a warm squishy bed with a very attractive nurse hovering around and making sure he was comfortable. Spy might have acted on that, had he not succumbed to his initial panic of being maskless

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[meettheknife]

[marshmallows is a legit tag]

[He's following BLU Sniper's handy little hint about the hospital. Pretty much everyone in Paradise wants out of Paradise and the hospital that they woke up in would likely shed some light on the situation.

He's been ignoring his 3step and he isn't really trying to be subtle, he's meandering the halls acting as though he has a purpose so as not to arouse suspicion.

It's when he sees what he can only describe as himself sitting on a bench that the plot truly thickens. He creeps a little closer, out of the line of the other's vision and stands over him, looking curious.]

Are zhose marshmallows?

[not_onyourside]

Well zhat could be amusing. Zhough I fear wez zhe two of us we will be stepping on each ozzers toes constantly.

[meettheknife]

If I can befriend a BLU Sniper zan ohzer miracles are possible.

[not_onyourside]

BLU Sniper? You must have charms I lack, he has already hung up on me. I zhink he remembers me from zhe base.

[meettheknife]

I 'ave ze benefit of 'aving more time and not being from ze same base as 'im.

[not_onyourside]

Zhey are bozh ever so grouchy. I zhink eet ees een zheir contract zhat eef zhey smile zhey get fired.

[meettheknife]

[He starts walking toward the exit of the hospital.]

It seems zat way, doesn't it? I am sure ze sight of zhem smiling is a terrifiying one.

[not_onyourside]

[Follows him, eyes flicking around, taking in his surroundings.]

I am sure eet ees. Zhat must be why zhey hide away een zheir campers.

[meettheknife]

It must be emotionally crippling to be so shy.

[not_onyourside]

I did try to drag zhe Sniper out of his camper and into society on occasion but I only had limited success. But I zhink zhey can be saved yet.

[meettheknife]

Per'aps Paradise will be good for zhem.

[And he takes a deep breath.] I 'ate ze smell of 'ospitals.

[not_onyourside]

Zhat ees from spending too much time on fire and een zhe respawn. Perhaps eef zhe Medic ever deigned to step away from his Heavy and heal us.

[meettheknife]

Ze 'eart wants what it wants. 'e cannot 'elp being enamored wizh a fat man.

[not_onyourside]

He may be enamored wez whoever he wants to be when we are not on zhe field and I am not on fire.

No wonder Medic ees so cranky eef he is forced to sleep next to Heavy's snoring.

[meettheknife]

My Medic 'ad a 'abit of sleep talking. Sadly, what 'e said was not interesting so much as it was disturbing.

Ah, zat will do. [Just casually leads his shorter clone into a cafe, this is what normal people do.]

[not_onyourside]

Eet cannot be any more disturbing zhan zhe zhings Scout says when he ees dreaming. I should have smozzered him wez a pillow.

[Two clones in a cafe? Completely normal.]