Intro - Action/Video

[not_onyourside]

[Well that had been an interesting respawn. One moment he's on fire, the next he's waking up in a warm squishy bed with a very attractive nurse hovering around and making sure he was comfortable. Spy might have acted on that, had he not succumbed to his initial panic of being maskless

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[notintehkitchen]

[This can't be happening. Why are there TWO of them here? One is bad enough.

Pyro isn't going to use video because she's absolutely horrified of either Spy seeing her face or hearing her voice.]

I'm sure the Snipers will be thrilled to see you.

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[not_onyourside]

Snipers? How many do you have? How many does one need I wonder.

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[notintehkitchen]

If I told you, I don't think they'd be happy with me.

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[not_onyourside]

Non? You should tell me anyway.

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[notintehkitchen]

I don't want to. I like Mr. Hawk and he's grumpy enough without me getting him angry.

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[not_onyourside]

Mr Hawk? Are we talking about zhe same person?

And who are you anonnymous writing on my screen?

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[notintehkitchen]

We are.

The class that kills you the most.

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[not_onyourside]

[Momentary panic.]

Eet..... ees a pleasure to meet you zhen.

[Ha. Ha. Ohgoddontsethimonfire.]

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[notintehkitchen]

I get the feeling right now you are terrified.

Someone like me shouldn't be relieving you of your panic, but I am on RED and have no intention of burning you as long as you behave while you're here.

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[not_onyourside]

Well zhat ees reassuring. What do you mean by behave?

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[notintehkitchen]

Don't kill or creep anyone out. Not much to ask, is it?

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[not_onyourside]

I am not a murderer, I am not going to kill anyone when we are not on zhe battlefield.

[He sounds offended you should even suggest such a thing.]

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[notintehkitchen]

[Nope, she doesn't trust you one bit. You're a snake.]

Be nice to Mr. Hawk too. No funny business.

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[not_onyourside]

I will be ever so pleasant to Mr. Hawk. You have no need to worry.

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[notintehkitchen]

I hope you're being honest.

It looks like in time we will probably cross each others paths. Do you have a home?

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[not_onyourside]

Of course I am being honest.

Non. I fear I may be forced to live on zhis bench. Not very comfortable and an unpleasant view. My life ees suffering.