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Feb 14, 2012 16:28

[Good evening Paradise, it's Valentine's Day and Spy is busily avoiding being anywhere near the RED base. Which means he's out being a nuisance, except now he has a small Shiba Inu puppy in tow. How does one amuse oneself on the holiday of love when you have no one to get naked with ( Read more... )

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[video] meettheknife February 15 2012, 01:55:11 UTC

You 'ave too much time on your 'ands, mon ami.

Re: [video] not_onyourside February 15 2012, 02:01:32 UTC

Wez no battle going on, I have nozzing but time.

[video] meettheknife February 15 2012, 02:47:03 UTC

Point taken.

Ze sculpting on ze second one is quote marvellous.

[video] not_onyourside February 15 2012, 02:52:06 UTC

Zhank you. Eef you have any requests do not be shy.

[video] meettheknife February 15 2012, 03:18:46 UTC

You should make one for BLU Sniper. In 'is lawn. I am sure 'e would appreciate it.

[video] not_onyourside February 15 2012, 06:24:34 UTC

I zhink perhaps zhat would strain zhe boundaries of zhis truce we have.

Perhaps across zhe street.

[video] meettheknife February 15 2012, 06:49:50 UTC

If you choose to do so, I would be 'onoured to 'elp. Or at least keep on ze look-out.

Re: [video] not_onyourside February 15 2012, 07:06:18 UTC

What do you zhink he would like? A large breasted woman wez a moustache? Zhe Engineer een only his hardhat? Maybe a half dog satyr creature. Hmm.

[video] meettheknife February 15 2012, 07:49:53 UTC

Mmh, I suppose a Saxton 'ale sculpture might burst into flames...I am leaning toward ze Engineer.

[video] not_onyourside February 15 2012, 22:13:06 UTC

[barely suppressed shudder]

I can appreciate zhe forms of many people een zhe nude, Saxton Hale ees not one of zhem.

I zhink zhe Engineer ees fitting. Oui.

[He nods in decision before looking sheepish.]

You would not happen to know where zhe BLU Sniper lives would you?

[video] meettheknife February 16 2012, 04:12:06 UTC

Erm...'old on.

[He fiddles with a few buttons until a map appears on the other's 3STP]

'ow is zat?

[video] not_onyourside February 16 2012, 04:23:13 UTC

You are a rare gem.

[He grins.]

Zhis will be wondrous. I hope he likes eet.

[video] meettheknife February 16 2012, 04:50:51 UTC

Merci, but it was nozhing.

I look forward to seeing your work.

[video] - shockingly, there's not appropriate photo of someone doing this in snow not_onyourside February 16 2012, 04:58:20 UTC

I will be sure to show you zhe final product.

[And it will be glorious. Hopefully the BLU Sniper is thrilled with his new sculpture of a fully naked Engineer, wearing only his hardhat posing next to his dispenser. My my laborer, that wrench isn't the only oversized thing on you.]

Where are all the ice-sculpting TF2 fans and what are they doing. meettheknife February 16 2012, 05:47:17 UTC

Oh, and keep an eye out for 'is dog. It resembles 'im in personality and appearance.

Not tagging their pictures properly that's what. not_onyourside February 16 2012, 05:52:17 UTC

Does everyone here have a dog? Or ees part dog? Ees zhat a condition of living here?

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