...gotten a tortilla to eat, marveled at how extra-thick it is, and then eaten half of it before realizing it's actually two tortillas that were kind of stuck together ( Read more... )

I bet that among all the nationalities, a French person would probably be the most likely to pretend like they spoke French, even if they really didn't.

This recently recovered story is actually by my sister Hannah... we had a couple of "worlds" like this that we collaborated on.

Axor and the Volcano ( Read more... )

At some point (around 1996 or so) I thought I'd be fun to write a script for the Simpsons (like, for reals). I didn't finish, but I think it's mostly pretty funny... hope you enjoy.

Abe's Simpsons Script
by Abe Pralle

HOMER'S MONITORING STATION ( Read more... )

Yay, more Axor! Here's the sequel, circa 1990/1991.

Axor and the Thieves ( Read more... )

I've been looking through some of the old stories I wrote in high school (~16 years ago), so I figured I'd post a few. They're about the worst stories ever, but they can be amusing at times too.

Axor the Mighty ( Read more... )

So don't go visit http://www.ufoandsex.com is all I'm saying. Truly, I'm not recommending it at all... I just can't let something that bizarre go unnoted.

[I got this from a forwarded email ( Read more... )

I guess I'm not the only one it's happened to:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30352

Cute girl. Girlfriend. Sex, sex, porn, trannies. James T Kirk! Sheldon.