We killed a lot of butterflies in Vegas ( Read more... )

For anyone who thinks I don't have a sensitive cuddly side and don't appreciate cute animals and stuff, suck on this:

You Are A: Squirrel!

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...almost. I bought a 250 GB hard drive in Vegas after cock-slapping some trannies around. So then I was going through and trying to get everything off my old 40 GB secondary and cram it onto my primary for the nonce... I *almost* turned off the power to swap out the secondary drives when I realized I had almost done the unthinkable and forgotten ( Read more... )

Overheard:

Q: What's a mistress?

A: Something between a mister and a mattress.

Some of the greatest inventions and discoveries are by accident, right? The double-helix structure of DNA? The laws of physics? Chocolate chip cookies? (OMG Want Some ( Read more... )

So I've got an account on myspace. Most of the people on myspace fill their blogs with silliness, which is fine, but I've somehow gotten in the habit of writing semi-serious and consequential stuff on there. Having established that precedent - and gotten in touch with many of my friends on there, compared to fewer on LJ so far - and needing ( Read more... )