So how do I get room service on this river thing?

[ooc; s'up I'm alive. PROMISE TO BE AROUND MORE NOW THAT I'M FINALLY SETTLED SOMEWHERE FOR GOOD.]

So, what'd I miss?

[ooc; Camping in July is apparently serious fucking business in Washington. :| Work tried to kill me but I persevered.]

Fact: Sleeping in hallways is not as comfortable as it looks.

What's a guy gotta do to get a room around here?

Well, fuck.