Ok, so, OOC stuff here.

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When I get around to more OOC stuff I'll keep them updated on this post.

And, because I'm not sure I can ever work it in ICly, have an icon of Klaus spraying himself with a hose.

I suppose I should go to Mass for Christmas. I hope the priest doesn't rattle on too much, it throws my timing off.

I don't see what's so great about giving presents to people. It's probably going to distract my men from their work all day.

I'm being sent on a mission so top secret that they won't even tell me what it is. That's something new ( Read more... )

Damn American engineering. German appliances don't malfunction like this!

At least I have my belt back. It smells like he really did disinfect it.

I'll have to disinfect it again later.

I need a cigarette.

((Moving Klaus through canon a bit. Putting him mid-volume 5.))

Note to self:
I need to get a new ox-hide belt.

Note to butler or a nosy maid, whoever sees this first:
Buy a new ox-hide belt.
Leave it on the dresser and I won't ask who was looking at my computer.

((Just like it looks, he's leaving a note up assuming one of his staff will be nosy and peek at it. If he responds it'll ICly be long after he left ( Read more... )

That bloody wanker! I swear I'll have his head! How could he fucking steal the Pope?! The Pope?! What does an art thief even want with the Pope anyway?! He's not a piece you can hang on the wall ( Read more... )

Mein Gott... Damn degenerate... Naked woman...

((OOC: He's in shock))

I'll need to listen to a good sermon from the Father when I get home.

Why am I posting to this thing?

Klaus was traveling the desert with his men.

He was in a foul mood, of course. After running into Dorian on the way he had to do everything in his power to pretend that they were friends and make sure Dorian didn't expose who they really were. The disgusting wanker took advantage of that opportunity to slobber all over his face ( Read more... )