Read PTOMG!


( Read more... )

Read

Years ago I dated a guy who NEVER took responsibility for ANYTHING in our relationship (except maybe a fart or two). This story is a prime example. Note: he was 26 at the time, and a grown ass man with a doctorate. I was heading to his house for date night. The distance was 25 […]

Read

https://notalwaysright.com/351302-2/351302/

https:// ( Read more... )

Read That Sheep Is The GOAT


( Read more... )

Read It’s A Shame I Can’t Watch ‘Titanic’ Until I Have An Interest In Drowning


( Read more... )

Read Sadly You Couldn’t Just Zip Through This One


( Read more... )

Read He’s Probably Feeling A Little Bulba-sore


( Read more... )

Read

(I say all during last week that I’m going to get my hair cut short. On the Saturday, I’ve gone from my hair being past my shoulders to being pixie cut short with buzzed sides. I come into work) Team leader: “[my name], did you get your hair cut?” Me: (after a beat) “Nope!” (There […]

Read

https://notalwaysright.com/351301-2/351301/

https:// ( Read more... )

Read

(My friends and I are walking out of Nike at the same time as another customer who just purchased his Items. The alarm sounds as he walks out,so he has to go rescan his items.) Man:*turns and points at me* It was him. (I’m a rather large chested woman. We could barely contain our laughter […]

Read

https://notalwaysright.com/351299-2/351299/

( Read more... )

Read If You Don’t Address The Address, It Creates Duress


( Read more... )

Read You Can’t Have A Refund Just Because You Can’t Read


( Read more... )