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[not_avampire]

Okay, kids, something is shitty in Denmark or whatever.

Black plague. I know Black Plague, I took classes on it for the Watch and I worked with it for that curse way back when, I know Black Death

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[betterthanthen]

I refuse to wear green spandex, just so you know.

The hospital's an ugly sight.

[not_avampire]

You can have the cape, then.

That's the plague. Even if it isn't, you know. The real plague. Whatever. It still sucks.

[betterthanthen]

Capes are okay...what about the homosexual undertones?

It does. How do I fix it?

[not_avampire]

Unless you're secretly a guy, I think we're okay on that end.

There isn't a cure for normal plague besides early prevention. This... well, I think they got that part right, too. You can ride it out if you're lucky, though, sometimes.

[favored_son]

You find out anything useful?

1/2

[not_avampire]

Define 'useful'.

[not_avampire]

But, yeah.

This isn't the real plague. This is a very clever imitation. I'd be impressed if I wasn't so pissed and disgusted.

[favored_son]

"Useful" being described as "Can you fix it?"

[icouldnotkeep]

Can you fix it?

[not_avampire]

It's a plague, not a car.

I can try.

[icouldnotkeep]

Thank you.

[lyra_of_dust]

So it en't a normal disease? It figures.

[not_avampire]

It's a lot like a normal disease. It's like... like a poison, almost.

[lyra_of_dust]

Well... that might explain why none of the rats have died. Is there anything I can do to help?

[not_avampire]

Don't get infected? Stay safe and don't spread it around.

[tinyvampiregod]

Manufactured plague?

Hn. Now who, oh who would use biological warfare?

[not_avampire]

Ask Orwell? I dunno, man, I'm relief, not prevention.

[tinyvampiregod]

The question was rhetorical.

I was only asking confirmation on the man~u~factured part.

[not_avampire]

Well, you got it. Straight from the horse's mouth.