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[not_benjamin]

Has anybody gotten their Hogwarts owls yet? School starts in a week, I thought we would've by now. Not that it matters, really, but I suspect that Evan may have secret aspirations of being named Head Boy (which is an terribly unfortunate title, when you think about it

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[e_rosier]

You are such a bitch, Fenwick. Obviously summer vacation does not agree with you. And yes, our summer assignments are beyond annoying.

Furthermore, I have no desire to be Head Boy unless it allows me the power to hex inferior students. Whipping your sorry arse back into Quidditch shape will be more than enough extra-curricular work for me.

Moreover, I do more than just whinge once a week. I am making valid commentary on the state of current events.

Arsehole.

[not_benjamin]

1. How am I a bitch? And when did I ever say that? There're quite a few things about hols that agree with me very much. The Charms essay isn't one of them, unfortunately.

2. It's not like you need permission to do that, is there? And besides, I think someone is forgetting who won our last match. Oh, here's a hint: his name doesn't start with an E, how shocking.

3. Valid political commentary generally doesn't require that the author resort to calling people poofters to make his point. Just saying.

4. Speak for yourself, dickwad.

[e_rosier]

Half of your little post was insulting me for absolutely no reason. I did not think that I had been anything but charming the last time I was at your house, Fenwick. That seems to indicate you are a bitch to me.

For one, unlike you, I have been flying most days. For two, I should not have to be relied on to save our team's arse in every game. There are seven fucking players on a Quidditch team. And you should be scoring points too.

Fuckard.

[not_benjamin]

Oh, learn to take a fucking joke.

[social_graces]

Oh I know exactly how you feel Benjy! Auntie Black has had me cornered at the dinner table every evening pestering me with the same questions over and over again. Have I met any nice young men, what is going on between my sister and Mr Lestrange, are they any nice girls I could introduce Regulus too- I think I could give her different answers every night and she wouldn't notice!

[scourgify]

And what are you telling her, anyway?

(Flowers, Narcissa!)

[lesserprewett]

Please Benjy. There's already one Evan. I don't think the world could continue to exist if there were two. At least, my gag reflex wouldn't be able to handle it.

[not_benjamin]

I didn't know you had one.

[lesserprewett]

The things you learn in my presence cannot be named or numbered by a mere mortal tongue.

[e_rosier]

I make you gag, do I, Prewett? I reccommend you not read what I write then; it is a simple solution to your little problem.