it's been so long since i've been on this that i don't even know how to use it anymore!!!

well not completely....

...............hey ( Read more... )

ask me did i ever care............

nah

by the way, sir
if i may, sir
shoot you in the face
it would make my day, sir

so last night i had a real long discussion with a friend of mine, a long talk about everything you could imagine. we were walking around my old neighborhood and i found a (oddly enough) a parking lot that i forgot existed but as a child i spent a lot of time there, and i was flooded with memories that i had just completely wiped from my brain. it ( Read more... )

i miss my tummy being rubbed

so i have this snake
it's a sand boa
it's little not even 8 inches

but it's worth $150

so since i need some extra cash and am not completely in love with this snake like i am my other 3 ball pythons

i am willing to sell the snake the cage and heat lamps for a grand total of $80

any takers?

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take your ass down the yellow brick road mother fucker

take your ass down the yellow brick alley way

i don't have a hood ornament
i have an asshole magnet