Something funny is going on today. I just can't seem to think the way I usually do... I keep daydreaming about stuff. I really want to write it all down and get it out of my head. Not in this machine, though. I need some parchment. And a quill. Yeah, that feels right...

Huh. I found this funny fruit. With a face.

Well, if it's not going to try to eat me, I'm going to try to eat it! Wish me luck, people, I'm going in!

So I'm getting chased out of my place (yeah, I know, me and everyone else in the building). So, anybody need a roommate? Beautiful sorcery genius wishes to apply! You never know, if stuff gets hairy around here, you might be glad you've got a trained fighting mage on your side.

You know, I offered this before and didn't exactly get an overwhelming response, but considering how things are going, I might give it another shot. It's not too late for any of you to try to learn healing and warding. If you can't do anything else, it wouldn't hurt to give it a shot.

All right! Finally something INTERESTING happens in this place! If a bunch of overgrown fireballs think they're going to get past Lina Inverse, they've got another think coming!

I bet you all wish you'd let me teach you to ward NOW, huh?

Some things I just never get over. I mean, I went to the library the other day, just to poke around, and they've got a thing in there like a map of the world, but it was round. Which I guess is kind of decorative, but...

All I can say is, mistletoe or no mistletoe, any guy who tries anything funny with me is going to regret it.

Everybody's talking about Christmas again. I don't know what I'm supposed to do about that. There aren't a lot of people around here I'd bother to give a present to, except maybe Zell ( Read more... )

So everyone's stuff came back, huh? I guess that's nice...

On the whole, though, I think I liked my thief better. At least she was an honest thief.

Stupid thieves! Seems like they're everywhere all of a sudden. At least I caught this one before she could take any of my stuff, or you guys would have seen some fireworks! What kind of a thief decides to steal from a famous bandit-killer and doesn't even bring any weapons?