I got a traffic infraction ticket for the first time in my life. I'll be -$177.50 now. That's $2 short of the current best rate for a Sandisk 2GB Ultra II SD card. :(

I found a website that will make mouse pads with any image you submit. So here's my Ouija board mousepad.

I urge everyone to check out this mini documentary on the lithographs of M.C. Escher. Even if you're not into art of this kind I guarantee that the end will leave an impression on you. This is what the internet was made for.

Please wait for the final image. It's outstanding!

www.liquidgeneration.com/sabotage/escher_sabotage.asp

MY MODEST PROPOSAL: THE U.S.A.R ( Read more... )

If you find Bushisms funny, you'll like this game.

http://www.imgag.com/product/full/ap/3067907/graphic1.swf

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)HighLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very HighLevel 2 (Lustful)LowLevel 3 (Gluttonous)LowLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very LowLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)LowLevel 6 - The ( Read more... )

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- Message on a t-shirt.

I'm sure that all Slitherins/Death Eaters would be republicans if they had their say on muggle politics.

For several months now I've been playing a joke on my vacation services guests. After processing a pass I furtively switch it with a dummy one I've got stashed away and tell him/her: "Hmm, there seems to be a slight distortion on your picture." Then I show them this ( Read more... )

Our oak tree fell on my car. It was a great excuse to decline Fiaud's request for me to work on my day off.

My brother said that my car is better shaded now. I thought that he had a good point there.