"HI I'm Chris Rock with a special message for White People. In times like these, you need a white president you can trust. And that white president's name is Barack Obama! Let's take a look at the facts: For the first two-thirds of his life, Barack Obama was known as "Barry" - which is the third Whitest name on Earth! Alright? Right after "Cody" and "Jeff" And these are the White People who raised Barry: Madelyn and Stanley Dunham.They are so white, they have to wear sunglasses becuase they are hurting each other's eyes. After College, Barry went into Black neighborhoods to try to organize people, how White is that?! I mean, Black people don't go into Black communities, We don't have to! We're already there! Look at him; playing golf, body-surfing, wearing mom-jeans, dancing with Ellen. Barack Obama supports Gay marriage... most Black men don't even support straight marriage!President Obama has a dog. But is it a pit bull? a rottweiller? No! It's a Portuguese Waterdog! and he named it "Bo"! after one of the "Dukes of Hazard"! And
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