[The record clicks on to an assortment of understated sounds, too faint or distorted by unusual acoustics to recognize. Where could this wayward device had ended up ( Read more... )

( Cut for length and quotes from a bad romance novel; not an IC cut. )

[The feed snaps on - completely unbidden, to the SHOCK and DISBELIEF of all - to show a... startlingly peaceful scene. Reading normally isn't much a spectator sport, is it? Yet that's exactly what you lot are doing: watching a bedful of unsuspecting magicians read, in a contented sort of quiet ( Read more... )

[The video flicks on to show a rather peaceful - perhaps even cute - scene. It's the interior of the Mahou Treehouse... more specifically, of Patchouli's room. Curled up in bed are two figures: the aforementioned witch, and a certain unimpressive gatekeeper; the latter completely enveloping the former in her embrace, and sort of leaning on her ( Read more... )

Concrit! Say things to make me do better.

Screening's on, anon's off.