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[not_quite_yoda]

So this evening I've written a fictional account of martial arts training, Betweenways chapter 1 and a rewrite of the first fourteen chapters of Genesis (seriously). All of it was deleted, mind you, due to crapness, but I tried.

Wubs.

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[the_crying_man]

Remember when I promised to re-write the Bible at Harry's? I'm not sure which testament I was intending to tackle, but I wrote about a page of nonsense. What's this Genesis-re-write about?

Oh, and if you're embittered enough to remove all traces of fallen-short literary efforts, rather than setting them aside in case they prove useful, or at least of interest, I'd advise not telling people about it.

[not_quite_yoda]

Not telling? You'd prefer interpretive dance?
I have no recollection of your rewrite.

[the_crying_man]

I would, actually, yes.

[popcorncynic]

Which is more scary, the Bible or this re-write?
http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

[not_quite_yoda]

That rewrite, from a strictly anthropological point of view.

However, there is better.

[the_crying_man]

How extraordinarily apt. I think I believe.

[popcorncynic]

Hell yes. Lego figures win by default.