Oh yes, I wrote once...

Great entity of chaos,
Most fickle power,
Save me from certainty
And protect me from fate.
Watch over my hopes and dreams,
Doubts and nightmares.
Keep me from knowing
That what has been
Is what will be
And that what will be
Is what I dread.

My entire brain hurts.

She put her chip into the socket by the door as they entered. The house immediately lit up, the automatic systems responding to the chip's various details about its owner by switching on its central heating (it knew her preferred temperature), switching the news channel on (it knew her preferred channels), and activated the coffee percolator (it ( Read more... )

Yes, all guys suck.
Why, though, do so few people admit that all girls do too?

My sister's (5 now, still a terror. STOP THOSE GODDAMN "AWWW"S.) first and foremost request to Santa was "a puter that you put a CD in and it plays a game." This seriously worries me ( Read more... )

Personally, I feel sorry for the political satirists.

Never knew I had so many adoring fans out there. Well, hello. Yes, yes, calm your cheering. No, ma'am, I'm not ready to have anyone's babies just yet, let alone yours. We've just met, after all ( Read more... )

And so the festivity wears off, the parades wandered once again into the distance to wherever it is parades go. Y'know, I was in a parade once, and still can't remember where that is ( Read more... )

I am buzzing at a very low frequency ( Read more... )