The good: Good lager and good friends made for a fun evening last night

The bad: Hangovers are the worst thing in creation

The weird: Less than 5 hours until we're thrown to the sharks in our pants

Can already tell what kind of day this will turn out to be

MIKE AND JOHN

YOUR (HALF-NAKED) BODIES HAVE NOW BEEN DONATED FOR A GOOD CAUSE

And by good cause I mean Millie's charity because I am not doing this by myself, dammit

To everyone else, sorry I've not been around as of late, too much work and LJ's apparently vying for the gold in the sport of being the most gigantic prick of all

And winning

First there were zombie ants

Now there are zombie caterpillars

The end is nigh and we are all royally fucked

Woke up, turned on my laptop, tried to open some video clip and sound was out. Turns out my laptop's speakers just died on me

Cock

Anyone know any good places to get electronics fixed?

I am never going to get all this paint off me

Busy as of late ( Read more... )

Things to do:

• Buy something that can get paint out of stuff

• Clean my car's interior

• Clean my dog's paws and fur

• Conveniently ignore the green paw prints leading from the street into the back garden

• Kiss my wife from refraining from laughing at my misery

• Job

Today's going to be a busy one

Today?

Was awesome

Although I think my shin's a bit on the blue side right now, thank you, John

Back at the house now, everything's good

Guests welcome, and that means you, Mike

Friday night spent dancing with the wife and Mike + Jenny. Due to a certain terrible person, our wives kicked us onto the dance floor for their viewing pleasure. Mike and I proceeded to be awesome on the floor (read: ridiculous dance moves everywhere ( Read more... )