So I was looking forward to the family trip to Cape May. I thought I would spend it with elderly great-aunts and my sudo-cousin. Actually, they're in a different house. I'll be staying with my certifiably insane aunt, grandparents, random relation and his live-in girlfriend and lovechild, and the other random relation who didn't notice that his ( Read more... )

My grandparents stayed in my neighbor's driveway for and hour and twenty minutes. Because we couldn't see them. And it's the evil neighbor too. -shakes head- Senility ain't pretty ( Read more... )

Guess what? Hopper’s bringing me a retractable practice sword from China for my birthday! Wheeee! (Oh, and check out my new icon. Haha. I'm a bad person.)

Here, have a long meme as I have nothing interesting to say.

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HAH! IN ALL YO EYES! ^^ My theory on Pirates 3.
Greatest thanks to pint_of_boyd whose journal helped me get it all together.
( Arrr, Here Be Spoilers! Ye Be Warned! )

Tomorrow is my b-day and I will be out of town for a while!

TTFN!

Lately I've been having this problem where inspiration comes to me and I can't express it. Or, at least I don't think I do it justice. I mean, I could write it, but that doesn't seem like enough. It's like it deserves a movie or a drawing and that's something I can't give it.
And then I had the thought: This must be what Stephen Hawking feels every ( Read more... )

Well, I woke up to darkness, mad lightning and thunder, and the most freaked-out dog this side of a testing facility ( Read more... )

I'm on a roll today!

^^ Went to Kohls. I <3 Kohls and Kohls <3's me. I was asked by two different people for their opinions, one on hats and the other on shoes. A woman randomly walked up to me and said, "You have beautiful hair ( Read more... )

For some reason I am filled with rigeous indignation. I wrote this to yell at someone at myspace ( Read more... )

I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM!

He 'lost' four assignments. Waaaay back in the beginning of the semester! HE KNOWS I RECYCLED THEM! He's just trying to get back at me for being too smart for his hour of drudgery!

I HATE THIS SCHOOL I HATE THIS TOWN I HATE THEM ALL I HATE FINALS DIE DIE DIE!