002 - Official Food Rationer Jaye Reporting For Duty!

[notababysaver]

Looks like I'm in charge of the food from now on. The psychologist said so, so don't go questioning my authority. My authority is very unquestionable! And I'll be sleeping in the kitchen with one eye open, so nobody try any funny stuff in the middle of the night

Comments

[lilah_lawyer]

Nobody smokes because they've all got asthma.

They do, however, have a length of chain and two of them gang up on the other guy and force him to become shark bait.

Starvation problem solved.

Unfortunately, they're in a US Navy live firing range and get torpedoed while in the process of coming up with a new and commercially-viable sea shanty.

[notababysaver]

Nice. Unfortunately, the prize already got nabbed, so you'll have to wait for my next puzzler to get a tangible reward for your witticisms.

[lilah_lawyer]

Do they come in crossword format?

How about charades?

[notababysaver]

Their forms are myriad and unknowable.

But charades would be a bad idea. We'd have to do it in person and all.

Jaye has just barricaded an invisible man in with her :C

[thevanishingman]

She will remain purposefully oblivious to this fact, thinking she's merely going crazier.

[notababysaver]