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[notababysaver]

I really need to apologize for being a huge tool the past few days.

Rick? Essay. FIVE pages. I want it at my door before the weekend's over. And Mr. Record Player is coming back to live with me again until you're finished writing. And oh look... so are all your dumbass "anarchy" pins.

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[lilah_lawyer]

Can we both purge ourselves with mind-bleach?

I think I'd like to do that, right now.

[notababysaver]

Trust me. I've been trying to find a way to pour bleach in my ear without killing myself. No luck so far.

Honorable suicide might be the only option.

[lilah_lawyer]

I'll spend three hours a day thinking of you as a mercilessly unforgiving bitch, if you likewise picture me as a cutthroat executive, complete with custom-made dagger for severing spinal cords.

Deal?

[notababysaver]

It's a deal, evil corporate crazyass.

[tehpeoplespoet]

FIVE pages? But I have in writing that you'd now accept a mere one page essay! You can't back what you agreed to or I'll bring you to court! Then we'll see how you like answering to a judge, matey!

And-

[Reads the bit about his anarchy pins being swiped and quickly glances himself over to notice they are, indeed, gone]

BASTARD!

[notababysaver]

I changed my mind. Now it's five pages.

Gee, these pins look great on this baking sheet. I wonder what would happen if I put them in one of the ovens... You remember Adolf and Benito, don't you?

...Rick is not a jerkface. :-[

[tehpeoplespoet]

How dare you! Those are my pins and if you're going to take them you should very bloody well respect them!

AND my record player!

In fact, you shouldn't even have any of my things! There's no good reason you should be "taking them off my hands" if all you're going to do is damage and destroy them! If you wanted to inflict that kind of abuse to my personal possessions, you may as well send me back to London! Vyvyan could take care of that for you and do a much better job of it!

Oh, and ha ha, yes, I know who Adolf and Benito are. They must be your parents, because you're the BIGGEST NAZI ON EARTH! Why don't you go join the rest of your family and perish in a trial at Nuremberg? Be doing the world a favor, that's for sure! Ha!

Jaye says different :c

[notababysaver]

Actually, Adolf and Benito would be pretty good nicknames for my parents, but I was, of course, referring to the ovens.

You'll get your stuff back undamaged, unless you take forever with that essay. Let's see... one pin melted down per day sounds about right.

I'd get cracking if I were you.