wake up.

secks now plz ?

I hate cell phones.
I hate text messaging

they should be destroyed

patrick bateman.

Aha! Yet another wildly speculative, incorrect, idiotic, proves my insanity weather theory:

I believe all this wacky weather in the U.S., and even global warming, is all a giant marketing ploy created by Rupert Murdoch and his Thermo-Earth Delineating Weather Altering Super Satellite (or TED WASS for short) for "The Day After Tomorrow"!

Cartman: Naw dude, Independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.

So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith ( Read more... )

BOSTON, Massachusetts (AP) -- A Boston artist has dedicated a museum exhibit to the type of behavior that causes some to separate their M&Ms into colors, pop bubble wrap until there is no more plastic to crush and focus all their attention on the most minute detail out of pure obsession ( Read more... )

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.