1. Dane Cook. But you know what? Fuck Dane. (I would.) And fuck shoes. And bees. And sharks. But really, fuck bees.
2. Josh Groban. His off-center nose gives me hope that symmetry is a pasing craze. But then again, I don't think he's ever been laid. Look who's talking though. 
3. Simon and GarFUNKle. Yes, I am going to Scarborough Fair, thanks for ( Read more... )

1. My name is Lenny James. It's short of Anna Eleanor James.
2. My younger brother's name is Teddy. It's short for Theodore. Do you see a connection? If so give yourself a pat on the back because you just passed Third Grade social studies.
3. Yes, it is a boy's name. Glad you noticed. Give yourself another pat on the back, you obviously need it.
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