m:\> run empirical-research.exe (2)

[notanymegaman]

It is very fortunate that so many of you were/are so helpful to me. I have now learned the value of food as well as the direct correlation between sleep and fatigue. [Though I still would like for peanut butter to have less cohesive residue.] While I admit that being human is inefficient, it certainly creates a more interesting lifestyle consisting

Comments

[villageson]

I'm a warden. What sort of tests?

[notanymegaman]

An assortment of physical endurance tests and a designated questionnaire to measure psychological health.

[villageson]

I'll give them a try.

You're a warden, aren't you?

[notanymegaman]

Thank you. What is your name, please?

Yes, I am.

[gotgreenmagic]

'Experiments'.

No, that doesn't sound at all like you're secretly plotting to carry out a couple vivisections.

[notanymegaman]

Not at all. The tests I would like to conduct are purely non-invasive and will only endeavor to measure the physical and psychological health of its participants by a series of physical exercises and the completion of a designated questionnaire.

Would you like to volunteer?

[gotgreenmagic]

Not if you paid me, sport.

[notanymegaman]

Oh! I would not pay you. You would be a volunteer.

[a_bit_put_upon]

That rather depends on what you plan to be doing.

[notanymegaman]

An assortment of physical endurance tests and a designated questionnaire to measure psychological health.

[bubble_mobile]

Being human? Please excuse my ignorance Mega Man, are you a tik tok?

[notanymegaman]

Not that I am aware of. I was a robotic service mechanism. Now, given my human quantities, I believe I would be classified as a cybernetic organism.

[alzarian_youth]

What sort of experiments?

[notanymegaman]

An assortment of physical endurance tests and a designated questionnaire to measure psychological health.

[alzarian_youth]

Physical endurance tests? Like running in place until you get tired?

[notanymegaman]

Like running for X hours, where X is based upon your height, weight, age, and general physical condition.