I do not understand why everyone insists upon needing a drink when they are distressed. Are there calming properties of liquids that I am not aware of? Would someone please be willing to explain these to me?

[ooc; SOMEONE PLEASE GET MEGA MAN DRUNK. Like Paddy. Or Harper. Or Tony. Or someone else that will teach him all the wrong things.]

Applicable list of terms to residents of the BARGE:

BARGE (bahrj) n. - Behavior Altering Rapacious and Gravitas Entity; A flat-bottomed vessel, for transporting passengers, which acts as a place of confinement of persons held accountable for acts committed during life which were deemed unacceptable by the Admiral, generally for the purpose of ( Read more... )

There appears to be an error in the operation of the Barge's computer network. It is possible that the routing system was hacked into by an exterior and superior technology which is alternating the frequency upon which it operates for the time being. I do not believe it will cause any lasting damage, but it seems reasonable to expect that alternate ( Read more... )

Admiral,
I am writing this as a formal request for the addition of a scientific research facility, in accordance with the proposal here, to the upper levels of The Barge which is presently only accessible by wardens and inmates who are being accompanied ( Read more... )

[Filter.Wardens]I am interested in the installation or addition of a functioning laboratory on the Barge ( Read more... )

It is very fortunate that so many of you were/are so helpful to me. I have now learned the value of food as well as the direct correlation between sleep and fatigue. [Though I still would like for peanut butter to have less cohesive residue.] While I admit that being human is inefficient, it certainly creates a more interesting lifestyle consisting ( Read more... )

Hi! My name is Mega Man and I am here to serve as a warden. I have not done this before, but I endeavor to learn. If there is any advice that any of you are able to give me, I would very much appreciate reading it. It is always better to be taught by someone who has experience in these matters rather than to face them alone. A good team will always ( Read more... )