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[notapsychopath]

I am unbelievably, ridiculously bored, and it's prompting me to do unbelievable, ridiculous things like this.

ONE WORD ASSOCIATION MEME which I have cheated on by using more than one word in various answers.

1. Where is your cell phone? Trouser pocket.
2. Your significant other? What?
3. Your hair? Curly.
4. Your mother? Easily upset.
5. Your father?

Comments

[anonymous]

So you're the great Sherlock Holmes. I have to admit, I'm disappointed. From all the stories, I expected... greater.

[notapsychopath]

Ugh. Boring. Try harder.

[anonymous]

Don't be bitter. Honestly, I hear your name everywhere, now. I was hoping to find out why.

[notapsychopath]

Sorry, do you expect me to be sweet? Dear me.

If you can't piece together the obvious, then I really have better things to do than talk to you. Goodnight.

SH

[anonymous]

Believe me when I tell you I wouldn't be here if it weren't completely necessary.
A... colleague called you clever. Genius, even.
Good at solving puzzles.

[notapsychopath]

The best. You should have mentioned a case first thing.

[anonymous]

There's a man, halfway to Japan by now, who'll be dead within the hour. Alone in 1st class, 3 hostesses all otherwise occupied. His death will remain unnoted- merely another heart attack. In a young man in his 20s. Regardless, his is a lost cause. What we're concerned with his ex-fiancee. You may be the man to find her.

[notapsychopath]

You've caught my interest, but you're being excessively sensationalist. Continue anyway.

[anonymous]

Fair enough. Sensationalism averted. It does not change the facts, however. Man-- dead. Fiancée-- missing. And a person of interest. What information do you need, to find her? We haven't got her name... not a real one, at the very least. The last she went by was a Violet Hunt...

[winnerbywit]

You won't find her, darling. I would assume she's... very good at staying hidden.

~I