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notapyromaniac

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Oct 10, 1997 08:06

You know mates, I don't think it is right for Neville to always get all of the bacon at breakfast. I think it would be a much better system if we could just divide the plates so that I don't get stuck with the kippers all the time just because I sleep late. Men need their beauty rest just as much as women, especially if I have ladies to be wooing ( Read more... )

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mimbulus_crazy October 13 2005, 20:12:44 UTC

Or you could just get up earlier, Seamus.

notapyromaniac October 14 2005, 04:32:26 UTC

That is not a possible solution to this problem. Clearly, we must remain vigilant! If I have to train you out of the bacon habit, I will.

NOW. Everytime you eat bacon, think of Bulstrode naked. Professor Sprout naked and arse up in the air! Eloise Midgen! In her nudie-pants! We shall see who eats the last of the bacon now! We shall see, indeed.