You know mates, I don't think it is right for Neville to always get all of the bacon at breakfast. I think it would be a much better system if we could just divide the plates so that I don't get stuck with the kippers all the time just because I sleep late. Men need their beauty rest just as much as women, especially if I have ladies to be wooing ( Read more... )

You know, all things considered it could have been much worse, lads. I mean, which one of you got Gretchen Spinks? Because she is a shite kisser, that Gretchen...her mouth is just too big. But Daphne Greengrass isn't all that bad, I don't know where Parkinson gets off saying she's got pie thighs, because she has rather nice thighs and legs and an ( Read more... )

Hermione and I seem to be in a bit of a similar boat...Mum and I were at it for hours trying to explain to Dad what exactly all this means and eventually he just stomped off to a pub after they had a row about the dangers of being involved in the wizarding world, like Mum had a choice. The one thing they agreed on, naturally, was that I shouldn't ( Read more... )

Not much squawking about grades and such from the Gryffindor side of things. Mine were fine, that's all you need to know (although remind me to get a girlfriend who's good at that blasted Transfiguration ( Read more... )

I can't believe there hasn't been any news since Ron and Hermione were called out of class this morning. Sprout's patrolling us like a hawk, aurors are everywhere. Does this happen at other schools ( Read more... )

Everyone, relax. As a fellow Gryffindor, I have the full scoop on what happened to Harry, and as such, it's my duty to inform all of you. First off, Justin's a berk. Poisoned pumpkin juice? Kidnapping? I was in my room looking at moon charts when it happened, but Nearly Headless Nick talked to the Grey Lady and came back and told me that Harry ( Read more... )

Just back from the Great Hall, and I'm about to catch some sleep before our rendezvous with Professor Sinistra tonight. Terribly worried about that one, you know, what with my habit of falling asleep in class. Now I'm thinking that that lunascope I saw at Diagon Alley would have been a pretty good investment for me, considering I can't tell a ( Read more... )

Congratulations, Hufflepuff!

Everyone's in the common room, so if any lovely Hufflepuff ladies want to celebrate in private, my room is free...

Is there a loose Natter in the Gryffindor stands? If so, it's skittering around in the row behind me.

Er, I need a favor from my fellow wonderful, loving Gryffindors.

Could you possibly allow me and my little group some space in the back of the stands?

AND NO HERMIONE WE ARE NOT UP TO ANYTHING SHUSH.