( Private to Aaron. )

... ... ...

Who left a copy of the Kama Sutra on my doorstep?

( Private. :( )

( Private. )

... I should take up the clarinet again at some point.

(Insert comment about Squidward here.)

... Who left a basket of cookies in front of my door?

... Thank you, Aaron.

( Private. )

I don't remember having any Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comic books in my collection.

I seem to have acquired a new companion. A rather affectionate Wurmple, to be more precise.

It's actually kind of cute.