I can't take this anymore...

[notavirgin]

The audience just voted me Hot. I'm supposed to be happy about this. I'm supposed to parade around and wiggle and pretend that being objectified pleases me

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[joan_the_slayer]

*Blinks in surprise at sudden appearance of bikini-clad girl.*

Can I get you something?

[notavirgin]

Yes. A drink. Any drink. Really, REALLY big.

[joan_the_slayer]

*Makes her a really big Margarita.*

Um...You know, I could probably find you some clothes in the lost'n'found...

[vengeance_is_us]

Now, wasn't that simple?

At least she made it in one piece

Kudos, my dearest Virag, kudos...