I am continually impressed by Ms. Rowling's ability to draw a reader into her prose. Or this just might be a small side effect of the cursed paper used to print her books ( Read more... )

Still trapped somewhere underneath this Land of Disney. Did not update as my computer was confiscated under suspicions that I was abusing the Internet connection. Oh, please. I did not attempt to undermine their T3 by downloading copies of Finding Nemo, though that sounds tempting. Turned out it was one of the popcorn cart girls ( Read more... )

It appears that the choice of movie last night, Lizzie McGuire (yes, again) had some sort of alterior motive attatched to it. The teen film bored me considerably, and I must have begun to doze off about 20 minutes into it. Late last night, my cage was moved as I lay in slumber. I do not hear the grating sounds of harmonious singing anymore. The ( Read more... )

The following message...Aw, screw it. I'm going home. Do whatever the hell you want, vengeance pimp

Word spreads fast and far among my kind. The demons who populate this so-called Magic Kingdom talk of nothing but the climactic battle between the First and the Slayer. Both had their armies at the ready, but the Slayer struck first. I am ( Read more... )

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The Eisner's control of his corporation is weakening like a cup of turpentine, I mean, the stuff the Disney cafeteria calls coffee ! He has concentrated so much on my own imprisonment, that his precious company has started to crumble right before his eyes ( Read more... )

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My disappointment sheer joy with my Internet connection grows with each passing day. I do believe that I would have better luck with a tin can phone. :D Of course, I kid.

Virag, GET ME OUT OF HERE!!! I've not has such fun in my entire life! Join me! ( Read more... )

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After a few days of intense negotiation and multiple watchings of the Lizzie McGuire Movie tea parties, I have finally convinced my captors bestest friends in the whole wide world that I should have an Internet connection here in my cell luxurious suite. ( Read more... )

Okay, okay, so the great Hellgod Eisner has asked his humble servant, i.e. me, to post a message for our colleague here. All you fake wish-granters listen up! It is you who are the ball lickers! Ha-ha, always wanted to write that in a public Internet forum. Our Boss has your Boss! Nya-nya! Aaaaaaaaand we want you to stop with the vengeance- ( Read more... )

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Geri for her portrayal of an overworked office gal ( Read more... )