Um... Boss?

[notavirgin]

Where am I? Why am I on a stage? Why is Lorenzo Lamas here? And how come there is a studio audience and light-up signs reading "Hot" or "Not"? Why did the guy next to me take off his shirt and make his pecs do unlikely things? Why am I wearing a bikini?

I'm in hell, aren't I? GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!

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[vengeance_is_us]

This is...a test. Your trial by fire. I place you in a dangerous situation, and you must get yourself out of it.

Teleport, my dear. I know you know how. Only, you must also know that you know.

[notavirgin]

Nooooooo! You can't leave me here! Help me, D'Hoffryn, you're my only hope!

[vengeance_is_us]

::stares at you sternly::